there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets

don’t tell me when i’m done.

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You see a bitch wearing a hoodie, some booty shorts and some ugg boots

excuse me bitch, are you hot or are you cold?

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Me in a zombie apocalypse :

spookymrsboo:

Expectation:

Reality:

so true

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Are you a blogger? NO…

I’m a REblogger

(Source: horanme)

When you're taking pictures with your friends, >>

wowfunniestposts:

Them:

You:

funniest blog ever

That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you’re just standing there like

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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